Puma Swede is Riding and Licking a Fat Cock
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Howdy, partners. Whoa Nelly, check out the headlights on this fine, little filly! She sure does get our soldier to stand up and take notice. Problem is, if you're like us, you don't talk so perdy when it comes to meetin' a lady. We wanna help, since y'all are kin. That's why we dug up a bunch of Old West slang terms that might come in handy when you try to wrangle up a down-home country lass. Bach: To bachelor it or keep house without a woman's touch. Pronounced and sometimes spelled batch. (Not to be confused with bitch, which is what you are if you enjoy cleaning your own apartment.) Bug Juice: Booze or firewater. (Perfect for getting a good ol' gal liquored up.) Fag: In cowboy lingo, to scram. (Which we always do when accidentally ending up in one of those liquor stores.) Man for Breakfast: A murdered guy lying in the street at sunup. (Or what we call a morning blowjob.) Pecker Pole: What a logger called a miniature tree or sapling. (What we call our massive redwood.) Butt Log: The biggest log from a given tree. (Also what a "good" girl lets us do whenever we want.) Unshucked: Cowboy lingo for naked. An unshucked pistol is one removed from its holster. Nothing gets us to unshuck our gun quicker than an unshucked lassie who knows her way around a pecker pole, loves to drink some bug juice and is willing to eat our "man for breakfast", followed by a hearty session of her taking and enjoying the butt log.










